In discussing porn

J & I were lying here discussing what we do & don't find sexy, and I realized part way into the conversation that we were talking exclusively about pictures of girls. So out of curiousity, I'm flipping through "sexiest men alive" webpages to see if there are pictures of guys that would do it for me - most male porn stars are hired for the length of their schlongs, which does nothing for me (if I wanted to see a foot long penis, I'd go to a barnyard, thanks) and they look, well, like dogs. I'm wondering how many of the famous men have naked shots the way most famous women seem to now...

So I'm making a list of who I find attractive, and I'll go from there.
Antonio Banderas. (NICE ASS)
Johnny Depp
Alan Rickman
Vince Vaughn isn't bad
Daniel Craig has possibilities
Dougray Scott, but I've not seen him in much
Val Kilmer, although I think he's a little hit or miss
Clive Owen (definitely; I thought he was sexy looong ago)
Brad Pitt is hit or miss for me
George Clooney, but I'm not sure how much of that is mental
oooo, Jake Gyllenhaal...
Heath Ledger isn't bad either
Orlando Bloom
Ethan Hawke (whatever happened to him?)
Russell Crowe very rarely does it for me
Benjamin Bratt
Duh, how could I forget Pierce Brosnan?
I used to find Bruce Willis adorable in Moonlighting, but it's been a while...
Jerry O'Connell
Tim Curry
John Travolta is more of an "awe, he's cute" occasionally
when Mel Gibson - or I - was a little younger, I think I liked him... hard to remember now
Matt Damon
Keanu Reeves has his moments, but I always worry that he's a moron, and stupidity turns me off
Occasionally Denzel Washington pops up on my radar
Matthew McConaughey has a few times that I've gone ooo, but isn't consistent
Christian Bale
Hugh Grant has something that makes me look twice, but after that, I'm not sure I want to keep looking...
Stuart Townsend as Dorian Grey was sexy, but I've not found him attractive otherwise...
Eric McCormack
Sting (how could I forget?)
Sean Bean
I like Hugh Jackman in his wolverine makeup, does that count?
maybe one out of a hundred Leonardo DiCaprio pictures look good to me
I think of Sean Connery it's the voice I find sexy
Elijah Wood (ooooo)
Ben Affleck comes & goes
Tobey Maguire
Mark Ruffalo isn't bad
Ewan McGregor
Viggo Mortensen (or did I just get wrapped up in Middle Earth? But no, he writes poetry!)
Joseph Fiennes
Harrison Ford
Ralph Fiennes
many years ago, maybe Tom Hanks? Nah.
John Cusack


My list is already much longer than I was anticipating. I'm going to bed.