God help me

Justin tells me that last night Moira was lying there in bed and said to him "I'm fat." Justin was understandably shocked, and said no, no, you're not fat at all.

She's NOT EVEN FOUR. What the hell????

So I'm now going to be extra special triple careful not to say anything about myself being fat, and I'm going to tell Mom to lay off the "fat old lady" comments.

On the bright side, she just woke up to go potty. Yay! Last battle of potty training, there.

Have you seen this? I laughed so hard - come on, let's head downtown with a clipboard and a hundred dollar bill! People should be doing this all over the country, this is a trip.