I just had a thought

and as I think it, the hysterical laughter bubbles up inside of me...

Am browsing the news. Can't get away from the latest example of hypocrisy, Ted Haggard, and his gay-prostitute masseuse and meth distributor. Came across this blurb:

"What people may not know is that Ted Haggard is George Bush's spiritual advisor. We do know that Haggard has weekly conference calls with that great exploiter of homophobia, Karl Rove. But Colorado Springs locals say he flies to Washington several Mondays a month to pray with the president."

What if Bush is gay?